

My Sixteenth Birthday PresentI can't believe that I got a fish for my sixteenth birthday. "Thanks mum, thanks dad, I love it" I said enthusiastically. It's such a stupid gift. I wanted the new Hammer Head game for my playstation, instead I get a dumb fish. "I think I'll call him Bob." Yeah a plain and boring name for a plain and boring fish. Honestly what can you do with a fish, besides watch it swim around in a small bowl. I put the fish on my book shelf. That's where the cat likes to sit, maybe my tears from loosing it will get me my game. God I'm smart. A couple of days later I was sitting in the living room watching television and in the corner of my eye I could seeMy Sixteenth Birthday Present
Gentle Embrace
Fairy Princess
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Assume the fetal position and stay out of the way!
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you've always gotta try before you buy
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Zombies fail at life
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